Covid Pandemic: The Movie?
Option 1: Mask up, practice physical distancing, listen to health professionals
Option 2:
So, there’s a new movie coming out called “Songbird”, and it takes place during YEAR FOUR
of pandemic lockdown . . . where we’re dealing with COVID-23. (???)
It stars KJ APA from “Riverdale” as a delivery guy with a rare immunity that allows him to
continue to work, and SOFIA CARSON from Disney’s “Descendants” as his girlfriend.
It was the first movie to start filming in L.A. since the pandemic shut everything down.
There’s no word yet on a release date.
The director says, “It’s a dystopian, scary world, but it’s a romantic movie about two people
who want to be together, but they can’t. It’s Romeo and Juliet, but they’re separated by her
front door and by the virus.”
WAIT, WHAT? YEAR FOUR????
“Hur durrr.. why wear masks? Muh Freedoms!”
GET IT TOGETHER!!!
Sigh…